Dear Men on Tinder, Please Stop…

1. Posting pictures of cars. We really don’t care and it pretty much tells us NOTHING about you.
2. TAKING SELFIES.
3. Posting shirtless pictures. Period.
4. Posting pictures of you with the same group of people over and over again so we don’t know who you are. (PS, if that’s the case, we usually assume the least attractive one is you)
5. Showing only pictures of you holding a dead animal. You like fishing, hunting? That’s great. One picture will tell me that.
6. Including pictures where your face is blurry or super small. If we can’t see your face, we’re going to assume you’re hideous.
7. Talking about yourself in the third person under the “About Me” section. It’s just weird.
8. CREATING PROFILES THAT SAY YOU’RE OLDER WHEN YOU’RE 16. It’s just annoying.
9. Using cliche pickup lines when you chat us. A simple, “How’s it going?” works fine. And don’t call us baby.
10. Posting pictures of you in that mustache you grew that one time unless that’s how you actually look all the time. Spoiler alert: it’s not attractive.